“Oh, your life is gonna change.”
That is what every current dad tells every expectant dad before walking away shaking their heads laughing. Yeah, we’re a pretty tight-lipped group.
The book you are seeing here will tell you everything no one else has told you. All that stuff in your prenatal classes? That was for your wife. All those books about having a baby? Yeah, still for her. This is the only* book you need to read.
This book is for you. It will tell you all those dirty secrets I wish someone had told me. It will shorten the learning curve by months. It will even improve your sex life (see page 58).
Most importantly, this book will make you cool.
So quit reading the website and start reading this book!
*Disclaimer: My lawyer told me to take out the word “only”. I left it in. We compromised with this disclaimer. Get used to compromise. It comes in handy.
Read this book and you will learn…
How long a pregnancy really lasts.
Why your wife isn’t as crazy as you think.
When it goes from “cleaning” to “nesting”.
How to experience winning the Super Bowl.
Ten ways to earn double and triple brownie points.
The one communication trick that will save your marriage.
The new dads secret handshake.